One of the more interesting characters to emerge in 2017 is Republican Jesus.

Here are a few of my favorite verses from the fake bible of America’s fake Christians.  I found these on Twitter and Google search.

I do not own them.

You were a stranger so I vilified you.

Love Thy Neighbor as long as he’s the same race and religion and not a homo.

Crush your enemies, see them driven out before you, hear the lamentation’s of their women.

Only feed the ones who pass the drug test

Before I heal you I need proof of insurance.

and Christian’s will ignore the sick and poor and build bigger churches to prove their Christianity.

And Jesus said to the Leper, “I’m sorry, you have a preexisting condition.”

Republican Jesus suffers the little children to come unto him that he may teach them the proper way to hold a gun.